Things Harder to do when in a Relationship
1. Masturbate (sometimes you’re just in a Do-It-Yourself kinda mood)
2. Watch Crap TV (why doesn’t everyone think Rock of Love is an awesome show?)
3. Fart (someone will either hear or smell it…you can only blame the dog so many times)
4. Hide embarrasing stuff from the drugstore (Metamucil,Rogaine, Suppositories of any kind….nobody wants someone else to know they can’t poop or grow hair)
5. Stay shower-free all weekend (when there’s so many attractive people in their offices, do you really want your Significant Other seeing you unbathed the only two days you spend together?)
6. Stay out all night (you could possibly expect a scene out of ‘Cops’ waiting for you)
7. Eat so much ice cream you want to puke (it’s just embarrassing when someone sees you eat more than the entire population of Columbia eats all year…and you do it in one sitting)
8. Keep in touch with Ex’s (do I need to elaborate on this one?)
9. Be a slob (someone will give you shit for keeping a pile of mildewed clothes in the bedroom)
10. Hit the snooze button more than twice (this behavior is grounds for Justifiable Homicide)