The Wedding Machine

Planning my own Wedding a few years ago (or what I now refer to as Unknowingly Stepping into the Gateway of Hell), I couldn’t believe how many Reception Halls were booked so far in advance.
I wondered why ten different places were booked every Saturday for the next eleven months…and those were just the few places [...]

Things Harder to do when in a Relationship

1. Masturbate (sometimes you’re just in a Do-It-Yourself kinda mood)
2. Watch Crap TV (why doesn’t everyone think Rock of Love is an awesome show?)
3. Fart (someone will either hear or smell it…you can only blame the dog so many times)
4. Hide embarrasing stuff from the drugstore (Metamucil,Rogaine, Suppositories of any kind….nobody wants someone else to [...]

Oohhh…Prince Charming! Wait – maybe his friend is a better choice…?

With all the choices people have  – romantically speaking – it’s amazing people ever settle down with one person. I think that’s why men and women seem so dissatisfied with people they’re currently with.
This is absurd, mainly because what people are often so attracted to in others is the idea of another person.
Just to back [...]

Loud people on Planes

Seriously – who are these people who insist on speaking loudly on planes?
On our flight to Palm Beach Thursday morning, the man and woman sitting across the aisle from me insisted on telling their life stories.  Very, very loudly.  The worst part is, they weren’t even interesting.
If you’re going to speak at such a high [...]

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