Inappropriate Holiday Gifts for the whole family!

So, some of you may still need to do a little last minute Holiday Shopping. Here are a few ideas I thought were pretty amusing.

Gifts for him:

Spanx for Men….they’re calling them Manx.  Seriously.  No, seriously.  And what says “I Love you” more than telling someone you can help hide those unsightly love handles?

Now I know how men feel regarding Wonder Bras, heels and Spanx.

One of the first things I thought (after “You’ve got to be F-ing kidding me” and “What guy would wear that?”) was “Isn’t that false advertising?  So, you’re going to meet some guy, and the first time you see him naked he’s going to take off his girdle and expand like one of those animal toys that triple in size when you put them in water?!?”

Gifts for your Pooch:

Snuggies for Dogs. Apparently, a built-in fur coat just isn’t enough for Man’s best friend.  Now you can not only humiliate yourself, but also your beloved dog with the infamous backwards bathrobe concoction.

(I’d like to see who wins that Backgammon game.  My money’s on the bigger dog.)

Okay, this one isn’t really a gift, but considering this is a ‘Barbie’ site I think the ad – circled in red – is pretty damn funny.

And who knows – maybe a lot of Moms and Dads are on the Barbie site, and the could be in the market for something to “add a few inches”.

Gifts for anyone with a Sense of Humor:

I don’t think it gets any better than a Chia Head in the image of the Leader of the Free World.  Funny enough, even Barack doesn’t have as much hair as the Chia Head version of himself.

Can’t wait for the ‘Michelle’ and ‘Sasha and Malia’ Chia Heads.

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Gifts for anyone you want to hear coming a mile away:

Farting Slippers. This is a fabulous way to not only remind someone you love that they’re old, but also a great way to make it sound as though they have gastrointestinal issues.

Sounds like a fabulous way to celebrate the Holiday to me.

Gifts to be used next Halloween:

Dog / Alligator Costume. I think this rocks.  Not only can you use it next October, it could be a fantastic way to scare the hell out of your family anytime of the year.

No matter what gifts you’ve gotten for your family and friends, be sure to have a wonderful Holiday filled with love, laughter, and wonderful food!

And fart slippers.  Don’t forget the fart slippers.