Guy makes $7,000 Sex Robot for Lonely Dudes
Apparently sex by yourself with a bottle of Lubriderm and some Kleenex just isn’t good enough for some guys.
An Inventor unveiled ‘Roxxxy’ last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.
I should mention Roxxy is a sex doll. But not just any run-of-the-mill sex doll.
This sucker (pun intended) has a computer under her soft silicone “skin,” utilizes voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct “personalities,” from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, which sounds about right….I’m pretty sure I have at least five personalities.
The Inventor believes there’s a “tremendous need for this kind of product”.
But before you start making long term plans for your new Stepford Wife, the bad news is Roxxxy won’t be available for delivery for several more months. The good news, if you’re in the market for a battery-operated date, is they’re taking pre-orders through the Web site TrueCompanion.com.
Interestingly, I should note about 4,000 men have pre-ordered the future love of their life….at least she’ll be their lover until her batteries run out.
Apparently the men are quoted as saying, ‘I can’t wait to meet her. It’s almost like the anticipation of a first date.”
I imagine many of these are men who don’t often get a first date. At least not with a women who doesn’t charge by the hour.
Not too surprisingly, women have asked about ordering a sex robot, too — for the fairer sex, he’s developing a male sex robot, named Rocky.
As far as keeping his original idea life-like, there’s a motor in her chest that pumps heated air through a tube keeps her warm to the touch, and sensors in her hands and genitals trigger vocal responses from her when touched.
She even shudders to simulate orgasm.
(I have so many jokes for this one…but the easiest is the majority of the men who buy this doll may have never seen a woman truly orgasm in real life, so they may not recognize it when it happens. Hopefully she’s programmed to announce it.)
So what do you think — is this a revolutionary idea in sex toys (a low-risk way to have a Threesome?), or something only lonely pervs will be interested in?
Or maybe both?
Footnote: I do have to say I absolutely LOVE the picture above, with the guy watching TV with his ‘date’ and she’s holding a glass of wine in her silicone-covered hand. Classic.
OMG. While the technology IS pretty impressive, if I were single and found out a guy had one of these I’d run, and FAST!
I dunno – I think it’s all pretty pathetic! It’s one thing to jerk-off, but another to fabricate a relationship with a robot.
Well, I’m not saying I’d ever get one. However, if someone is really lonely, I can see the appeal. Dont hate me for saying that though.
I guess the bright side is if you have a headache, you can pull out Roxxxxxy and she can do her thing and you can go to bed!! Maybe it’s not such a bad idea after all!!
SusanS – I’d have to agree…I’m not sure I’d want to date anyone with one, either
JackieK – it definitely makes for some elaborate masturbation
John – I can see the appeal, too. It definitely seems as though it’ll talk more than one of those fake silicone vaginas.
Lee – LMFAO! Yes, I’m sure she could come in handy in times like those.
Yeah, what Lee said.
Get that bitch to do my laundry and I’ll buy one for my husband MYSELF!
Candice – AGREED! We need Jetsons-like robot Maids, and pronto.
Oh, this is SO GROSS.
Shudder.
Shudder.
EEEEEWWWWWSHUDDERSHUDDERSHUDDER!!1!
Ann you have totally outdone yourself on this post !
I’m dying! I can”t freaking believe this is real!
oh my, my oh my, oh my.
dying!
Uh…wow. How perverse can humans be to get horny with a conglomerate of wires?
$7000? What happens when the guy gets tired of ms Robot?
I’ll take that job, I can simulate orgasms with the best of them!
Secretia
thinkin’ mostly lonely pervs – and I bet they are gonna sell out based on that market alone…I’m usually cold to the touch – literally so maybe that doll is actually more lifelike than I am!
This is really hilarious and kind of impressive and also incredibly pathetic all at the same time.