Tiger Woods is going to open his mouth (amazingly, not for sex)

Tiger Woods is making his first public announcement – no questions allowed – on Friday where he’ll most likely make it sound as though he’s “learned his lesson” about screwing around with 10,000 different women while Married.

(Okay, maybe it’s not 10,000, but you never know….I bet not not every woman has come forward, and the guy does travel an awful lot and doesn’t seem to have much regard for himself or sex.  Basically, I think he’s a walking Petri Dish.)

Anyhow, People Magazine reports the following:

“Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates … at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida,” says the statement from his agent, Mark Steinberg, and his spokesman, Glenn Greenspan. “Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior.”
In an interview, Steinberg tells Bloomberg: “Tiger feels as though it’s time to make amends and to publicly do that.”
Woods will not be taking questions, Steinberg says. A group of reporters will be allowed to observe.