600lb Woman trying to Gain Weight (yes, you read that right)

Donna Simpson currently holds the title for the World’s Fattest Woman to Give Birth (if you’re curious, it was at 532 lbs).
Being the bigger picture thinker that she is, now she’s shooting for another title. No, not as owner of the World’s Most Congested Artery……she wants to be heralded as the World’s Heaviest Woman.
To do [...]

How far would you go to be Three Inches Taller?

Last week I was watching Oprah, and the show was on the price people around the world for beauty and to help conform to each society’s standard.
In China, how tall someone is holds such importance there are height requirements to get into College, apply for jobs, and, in some locations, to even apply for a [...]

I hope Computer Engineer Barbie doesn’t get Outsourced to India

Mattel unveiled Barbie’s 126th career – Computer Engineer – which was decided based on votes from fans all over the world. News Anchor Barbie won the Girls’ vote and became Barbie’s 125th career, but Barbie also gave us a surprise  – Barbie’s 126th career.
According to the director of Barbie marketing for Mattel, voting [...]

Get drunk at Burger King?

Hold on to your paper Crowns, ladies and gents. To keep up with Miami night life, Burger King is opening a ‘Whopper Bar’ in South Beach next month.
The new bar will offer American beer and Whoppers around the clock, staying open 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
(Awesome. Giving drunk people in SoBe a [...]

Inappropriate Holiday Gifts for the whole family!

So, some of you may still need to do a little last minute Holiday Shopping. Here are a few ideas I thought were pretty amusing.
Gifts for him:
Spanx for Men….they’re calling them Manx.  Seriously.  No, seriously.  And what says “I Love you” more than telling someone you can help hide those unsightly love handles?
Now I know [...]

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