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		<title>600lb Woman trying to Gain Weight (yes, you read that right)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Simpson currently holds the title for the World&#8217;s Fattest Woman to Give Birth (if you&#8217;re curious, it was at 532 lbs). Being the bigger picture thinker that she is, now she&#8217;s shooting for another title. No, not as owner of the World&#8217;s Most Congested Artery&#8230;&#8230;she wants to be heralded as the World&#8217;s Heaviest Woman. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How far would you go to be Three Inches Taller?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I was watching Oprah, and the show was on the price people around the world for beauty and to help conform to each society&#8217;s standard. In China, how tall someone is holds such importance there are height requirements to get into College, apply for jobs, and, in some locations, to even apply for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I hope Computer Engineer Barbie doesn&#8217;t get Outsourced to India</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mattel unveiled Barbie’s 126th career &#8211; Computer Engineer &#8211; which was decided based on votes from fans all over the world. News Anchor Barbie won the Girls’ vote and became Barbie’s 125th career, but Barbie also gave us a surprise  – Barbie’s 126th career. According to the director of Barbie marketing for Mattel, voting for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get drunk at Burger King?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hold on to your paper Crowns, ladies and gents. To keep up with Miami night life, Burger King is opening a &#8216;Whopper Bar&#8217; in South Beach next month. The new bar will offer American beer and Whoppers around the clock, staying open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. (Awesome. Giving drunk people in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inappropriate Holiday Gifts for the whole family!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AnnQ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, some of you may still need to do a little last minute Holiday Shopping. Here are a few ideas I thought were pretty amusing. Gifts for him: Spanx for Men&#8230;.they&#8217;re calling them Manx.  Seriously.  No, seriously.  And what says &#8220;I Love you&#8221; more than telling someone you can help hide those unsightly love handles? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Need a Holiday Outfit? Rent Couture!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AnnQ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bag Borrow or Steal. Rent the Runway]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lots of women love to look through Elle and Vogue, picturing ourselves in one of those gorgeous gowns they see on the pages&#8230;.but how many of us have $2,500 to spend on a dress each time a fabulous invitation comes our way? The good news is two Harvard Business School graduates have done something to [...]]]></description>
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