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		<title>Linday Lohan sues E-Trade&#8230;.no, Seriously</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AnnQ</dc:creator>
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Under the topic &#8220;Delusional Linday Lohan needs to get a grip on reality&#8221;, she&#8217;s suing E-Trade for using the name Lindsay in a cute commercial.
Apparently, Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, &#8220;milkaholic&#8221; baby in its latest commercial &#8212; who happens to be named Lindsay &#8212; was modeled after her. 
And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How far would you go to be Three Inches Taller?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AnnQ</dc:creator>
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Last week I was watching Oprah, and the show was on the price people around the world for beauty and to help conform to each society&#8217;s standard.
In China, how tall someone is holds such importance there are height requirements to get into College, apply for jobs, and, in some locations, to even apply for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New iPhone App helps Cheaters hide Affairs</title>
		<link>http://www.averagebutnot.com/2010/02/28/new-iphone-app-helps-cheaters-hide-affairs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AnnQ</dc:creator>
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An iPhone app launched the last week in February has the ability to help cheaters hide their dirty deeds.
How does it work?
Users are able to set a time limit on how long a text they send can hang around after it has been read. When that time&#8217;s been exceeded, the message disappears from the recipient&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ESPN&#8217;s Hannah Storm&#8217;s outfit Criticized</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AnnQ</dc:creator>
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Tony Kornheiser has been suspended by ESPN over comments he made about Hannah Storm&#8217;s wardrobe.
On his radio show last week, Kornheiser made fun of Storm for her &#8220;horrifying, horrifying outfit&#8221; on &#8220;Sportcenter&#8221;.
Kornheiser&#8217;s comments:
&#8220;Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She&#8217;s got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt &#8230; way too [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does it matter how you Sleep in bed together?</title>
		<link>http://www.averagebutnot.com/2010/02/23/does-it-matter-how-you-sleep-in-bed-together/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 04:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AnnQ</dc:creator>
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I was reading an article about how the position you and your partner sleep at night matters.

Meaning, if you&#8217;re spooning, it means you&#8217;re very much in love and in synch with each other.  And if you&#8217;re sleeping facing opposite directions, it means you want to smack each other.

(Okay, that&#8217;s not exactly what it said. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cesar Millan&#8217;s Beloved Pit Bill Daddy dies at 16</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AnnQ</dc:creator>
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Cesar Millan&#8217;s incredible understanding of dogs earned him the name the Dog Whisperer, but he didn&#8217;t work alone. He had a secret weapon, a capable assistant and constant sidekick in the form of 16-year-old pit bull Daddy, who died last week after spending nearly his entire life with Millan and his family, according to Cesar&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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