Things Harder to do when in a Relationship

1. Masturbate (sometimes you’re just in a Do-It-Yourself kinda mood) 2. Watch Crap TV (why doesn’t everyone think Rock of Love is an awesome show?) 3. Fart (someone will either hear or smell it…you can only blame the dog so many times) 4. Hide embarrasing stuff from the drugstore (Metamucil,Rogaine, Suppositories of any kind….nobody wants [...]